Oh god
 

I have discovered possibly the most amazing thing ever.

Could this be, James P FROM THE FUTURE?

Read the whole thing, then read on in this post.

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This guy seems almost exactly as you would imagine James P would turn out when he grows up. He has no idea how society or people function, has some crazy views unfounded in reality, idolises a family member (in Mr. Quick's case, it's his grandmother.), creates his own Pokemon and seems to exist in his own reality (in Mr. Chandler's case, it's one derived from Pokemon. Mr. Quick hangs out with Kelvehee.)

Yeah okay I'm rambling. This is just so hilarious I had to share.

Discuss.

ps. anyone want to go pace in a mall seriously ill bring my gameboy

That is both very disturbing and hilarious at the same time, the amount of crap made out of lego and all those figures I can't make out speak for themselves. Any lingering hope I had for the future of the Human race is now gone. Encyclopedia Dramatica delivers once again. Whats funnier is the fact his Mum has a book on supposedly the Atkins diet.

And to think this guy lives off other people's taxes. Almost makes an argument against welfare, single-handedly.

Well... at least this guy doesn't vote. Although, the thought of rainbow the unicorn as president of the USA sounds sort of cool.

Mostly the Chans at work here. There is no bigger hive of scum and villainy on the internet. They're my an heros.

PS, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNCAsYAEX4M

Just remember kids. No matter how bad you feel about yourself, just think; at least you're not this guy.

Oh god I saw that article before but I never made the connection.

... Did the world just end? I thought RV was banned! As in no longer here to do stuff like this that is offensive to me! *Rushes off*

Is he serious in his signature?

No disrespect to the guy but I doubt it. He threatens to leave and never does, and i doubt vBulletin really care

You realize RV was banned because of something else James, right?

That's pretty fucking hilarious. vBulletin has no right to tell me how to run my web site. :)

Yes, it did. To spare yourself the pain and suffering coming to your family, take a pistol, 6 rounds, and put yourself and those closest to you out of their misery.

Yeah, the internet gods got bored and decided it was due time to send me back to haunt you.

Probably not. But what he is, is hilarious.

He's going to get vBulletin to shut down a paying customer because he's a retard? HAHAHA NO I DO NOT BELIEVE SO SIR.

Check this out cats,

:rolleyes:

Could you be any more egocentric, James?

Well James is threatening to sue in another topic. Tops this by no end. :P

Umm, he thinks I was nice to him?

ROFL.

Haha, win.

He thinks Dom was nice to him? I didn't think he cared.

Believe me, he doesn't. Dom is just nice to everyone, but I think he'd make an exception if he knew James P. a little better.

Is this a joke or did he actually write this?

That'd be my doing. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

You did a pretty good job, I almost thought he actually said it until I realized it said we were the nice ones.

Thanks. I just took his original wording and replaced the names.

You managed to fool me Danny :) I salute you.