That Bill O'Reilly Chap...
 

Has he ever, ever come across as being right and well informed in a debate? He strikes me as an ignorant mong who doesn't know shit and gets pwned by everyone he interviews.

My dad likes him.

I do not.

Bill OReilly is a piece of shit whose death would be a step forward for human progress.

Although, the same could be said about most of the nation in which he resides.

I saw him get pwned by Richard Dawkins.

Dawkins is God! (Anyone who gets the irony of that wins my pillow)

Dawkins isn't god. He's just a evolutionary biologist who happens to be pretty good at writing. He's like the atheist equivalent of a pope or archbishop or some shit, a figurehead who organises people.

If you're going to idolise someone, make it Hawking or Einstein or someone.

I made that comment because it was ironic. Did you not get it?

You see, when we make comments that are ironic or humourous, RV, we don't always mean them literally, but we dispense with factual meaning for the sake of getting the irony or humour across. :P

Shut up, you fail at irony, just like mostly everyone else ;)

I fail at irony? Maybe you fail at knowing who Richard Dawkins' is famous for not believing in?

Maybe you fail at presuming I give a shit ;)

OH, OH! BECAUSE HE'S AN ATHEIST.

I demand your pillow.

That a yes, then?

See Ben? This is how you don't be a fag.

Yeah, I'd much rather be a douce bag.

A deuce bag?

Where's my fucking pillow?

In Britain cigarettes can be called 'fags'. They cause fires. Ben is a fag. He burnt my pillow. Swear at him, not me.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PILLOW?!

Internet 101: When someone tries to 'be ironic', ruin their shit by taking it literally. Irony is the fuel of the internet. Don't let people taint it with bad irony.

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE THEN LOLOLOLOL

So... you finally tried LSD? And you didn't tell me? Goddamn.

your mum's a fag