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Old January 5, 2006, 11:53 AM
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Ways to sort out a crashed computer

I was thinking of this in my lunch break with my friend kate, who crashed her computer, and i started tuihnking up crazy ways to sort it out, and we had a good laugh. check them out

to sort out a crashed computer, do.....

shoot it
Fire a missle at it
Chainsaw it
Beat it with hammer
semd a SWAT team in to destroy it
Run it over with a Tank
Bomb it
Tactical Nuclear Missle
Artillery Strike
Air bombardment
send in a Chav
rip out it's Mother Board
Uninstall windows
Electrocute it
Beat it with a stick
Gas it
Acid
Light some Thermite on top of it.
Fat man to sit on it.


What do you think? and do you have ideas?
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