Now, you may be aware that I do an audio comedy show. We do sketches and all sorts. I would love for people to hear and tell me what they think. So, I thought that I would start releasing some of my sketches to you all, I will give you a basic summary-
Hosted by me and my uncle
We read news and have sketches.
If any of these sketches interest you, then please leave a post with a request for one or send me an email, on
Ronnie.rowlands@virgin.net
Category one-Challenges from listners- We get letters from people asking us to do wierd challenges. These are them-
1.Does a poke in the eye actually hurt?
2.How many beheadings must you see before you start to enjoy it?
3.Can you get yourself free after having your ear naild to the wall?
4.How elastic is ballsack skin?
5.Can you break a window using spit alone?
Category Two- Instrument challenges- Every week someone sends a letter asking me to play an instrument.
6.Can Ron play the flute?
7." Bagpipes
8." Piano
9." Banjos
10." Synthesiser
Category Three- Bill Bottlethwacker- Naturist who shoots rare animals
11. Bill shoots the intruders
12. Bill shoots the rare fish, a green horned wanglefwurt.
13. Bill shoots the rare bird, a lesser multi-spotted Pine-Gribbler
Category Four- Noctious Vapours- A Scottish man who phones in and complains about the show, but he has a serious gas problem...
14. His first complaint
15. He complains about us watching beheadings.
16. He complains about two new characters.
17. He complains about the way we speak to a mathmatician
18. He fills us in on his illness
Category 5-Airhorn Harry and Firework Freddie- 2 lunatics who set off fireworks at the worst of times...
19. A funeral (warning, may cause offence)
20. Armistice rememberance (May cause offence)
21. A library
Category 6-Tarquin Algabreric-Equation- A mathmatician we phone to answer our nagging questions....
22. How many stars are there in the sky?
23. What is on the dark side of the moon?
Category 7- Bob Northern- Scumbag Lottery winner, I take him out every week to teach him how to be posh, but always end up ransacking the place (warning, a lot of swearing in this)
24. Restaurant
25. Theatre
26. Coachtrip (May cause offence)
27. Antiques roadshow
28. Blind date
Category 8- Interviews - We end our shows with an interview about tropical events.
29. Piracy
30. Smoking
31. Alcohol
32. Stealing.
Final Category- Musical interludes.
33. Interlude episode 2
34. Episode 4
35. Episode 5
36. Episode 7
There are a few other characters we have, but are WAY to offensive for other peoples listening. If you want me to send you any of these sketches, then please send me an email or leave a post with the number of the sketch. I only ask one thing, that you don't send these off to other people, im sure you can respect that. And guys, were all friends here, so if any of you take offence by any of these, don't have a go at me lol
Hope you can enjoy these