Translation: "Fine, I will try doing some morse code then. I don't like morse code because it just looks like a load of dots and lines, but some people relied on it in the olden days. There was some malark(e)y about the at (@) sign being added to morse code, then Western Union killed morse code and now my hand is trapped in the printer and the TV has broken. Today has not been a brilliant day, although I did manage to put salami in my ears, but although I didn't behead an eskimo as I can't find one I don't know where to look for one. Could someone tell me where to find one?"
Hehe. A warm and hearty welcome to the forums, Rat Souffle!
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