[Ben Dawson]

Rose: Stop looking at the porn and look behind you, a Cyberman is coming.

The Doctor: Later Rose, I'm a bit busy at the moment trying to memorize the picture for when I massage myself latter.

Cyberman: You will be dele.......woah, she's naked and in a suggesting pose.

The Doctor: Oh Yeah.

Cyberman: I've got beer, lets grab a seat and stare at the picture for hours.

The Doctor: Ok

Rose: You are sick.

The Doctor: shhh, later Rose, I'm a bit busy at the moment. I'll meet you back at the Tardis in about a day or two.

Cyberman: Make it a week, I've got porn videos too.

The Doctor:.........Yeah, make it two to four weeks.