"Is that RV or Chris?"
"I'm Chris!"
"No I'm Chris"
"Hey guys, I'm RV!"
"Now there's four of us!"
"Four!?"
"Guys, guys... I don't want to be Chris any more..."
"You're not Chris, I'm-"
"I DONT WANT TO BE CHRIS ANY M-"
"Four?!?!
Four?!"
"There's about twelve now, actually."
"GET OFF THE COMP RV I NEED TO POST ON MYSPACE."
*silence*
*silence*
*silence*
"I'm pretty sure I'm Chris."
"Tell that to those guys."
"What, all seven-thousand of them?"
"All seven-thousand of them, yes."
EDIT: I thought I'd write a short novel like Ben.
