Get a Chaos / Kaoss Pad and modify it for your guitar. Effects galore and all you need is a finger. (
LINKAGE!)
Where'd I get that idea from? Matt Bellamy of Muse of course!
Muse are probably my favourite band in the long run. Almost all of their songs are an event on their own and they've done enough to prove that we're not all banjos and beards down here in the South West (Bellamy went to my sixth form ftw!.....not at the same time, obviously!) Not only that, but musically, they are brilliant. One of my greatest inspirations, infact.
Also, they are the best live band in the world at this moment in time. Anybody who disagrees needs to buy themselves a pair of tickets to see Muse's next gig in their locale. You will be proven wrong.
The other band in the running is Genesis simply because they were awesome throughout the 40 years they were making music. Another band of musical legends.