[Recurring Villain]

1. Use grammar.
2. Use correct spelling.
3. Use English.
4. Use your brain.
5. Use the search button.
6. Use colors for emphasis, not for the uniform color of every post you make.
7. Use logic.
8. Use soap.
9. Use Google.
10. Don't spam.
11. Don't curse (within reason).
12. Don't do drugs.
13. Don't troll.
14. Don't be malicious.
15. Don't obsess over things to the point at which it makes me want to erase that bastard Kurt frigging Cobain from HISTORY!!!!11!!!!11one
16. Don't forget to use Google.