I obviously can't be considered a "Senior Member" (I have "New Member" written in nice big shiny letters under my name) but can I still post some rules anyway? Good...
1. No Spamming - Wait a Couple of Days Before Reposting Your Question. Anything Additional Should Be Added with the Edit Button. Use the Spam Forum if you Cannot Keep Quiet
2. No Double Posts - Use the Edit Button
3. No Excessive Profanity/Swear Words - As RV said (Within Reason

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4. Try to Use Correct Spelling and Grammar - It's Hard to Read Posts in Gobbledegook
5. Avoid Using Text Messaging and Instant Messenger Shorthand - Again Within Reason...
6. No Personal Conversations on the Forums - Kind of Takes the Point out of The PM System
7. No Personal, Malicious Attacks on Members
8. HAVE FUN!