Please don't post MASSIVE posts full of jokes!
If you post more than one joke in a single post, split them up using something like a row of lines (dashes). Also, keep the layout sensible and check the spellings. It'll flow better that way.
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An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an Iranian lady. He sees her Iranian passport and strikes up a conversation.
"So tell me," he says, "why does a country like Iran - with so much oil and gas - need a nuclear programme?"
The Iranian lady looks at him, a little puzzled. "That's an interesting question," she says. "But let me ask you something first."
"A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff...grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The American guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies: "I haven't the slightest idea."
"Oh, I see," says the Iranian, "so how is it you feel qualified to discuss Iran's nuclear programme when you don't know sh*t?"
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The latest poll taken by the Governor of California yielded results on whether or not people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:
a) 41% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
b) 59% of the respondents answered: "No, es un problema."