Humour 
Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands
And no, RV, I don't take kindly to being the butt of your jokes, especially since I have been here a lot longer than you, and I don't really do anything to warrant that kind of thing.
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I've been alive much longer than you so you're not allowed to look at me or breathe my air. If I walk past you, you are to hold your breath and keep your eyes shut for 90 seconds before you are permitted to continue with your life. If you fail to do this, I shall call upon my apprentice of leadership, RV, to poke fun at you.
(It's a two-way-system - RV teaches me how to perfect and, more importantly, control my evil streak (I was evil enough anyway, but random and out-of-control evil gets you no-where, as Hitler proved) and I teach him how to achieve perfection in his leadership "skillz")