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We're like the Sith, except we're both the Master and the Apprentice. And we don't have lightsabers. I want a lightsaber.
Ben, if you can get us lightsabers then you can join our "get evil quick" scheme.
"Get evil in six-hundred and sixty-six simple steps! Conditions apply, batteries not included, see in store for details. Jez and Recurring Villain take no responsibility for any subsequent invasions, murders, handicaps, explosions, holocausts, genocides, exterminations, thefts or arson attacks as the result of our awesome wisdom. Blame Grand Theft Auto, Sony, Rock n' Roll music, Gun possession, your deity of choice, our deity of choice, someone else's deity of choice, Sony, America, violent movies, an ethnic minority, Microsoft, Dell or Sony because it's their fault."
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Not at all benevolent dictator and I don't need to sign my posts cause my name is up there at the top.
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