"hello, I represent the Cow Bell Industrial Company (CBIC), would you be interested in buying some Cow Bells? Due to the over stock of cows, we are selling Cow Bells for the low low price of $1.50, we also sell in England, over there we sell them for about £3.00, and we are considering selling them in Australia among other places. We are currently enjoying success on the internet, they are a must have for any forums. Now we are selling software with Cow Bell samples. Let me leave you our card, it has our number on and it's freecall, you can find our full appliances there, also it has our website on there
http://www.bell-outlet.com/cowbells.htm . Thank you for your time".