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Cowbells are part of a huge conspiracy. Peoples minds get warped by subliminal messages created Cowbell salesmen in red pinstripe suits so that all music afterwards sounds like it "needs more cowbell", even if they have no knowledge of what a cowbell is.
But there are those of us who fight them. We call ourselves the Teachers, and our mission is to re-educate the world and stop Cowbus Industries from taking over music forever...
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Not at all benevolent dictator and I don't need to sign my posts cause my name is up there at the top.
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