Originally Posted by Recurring Villain
Cowbells are part of a huge conspiracy. Peoples minds get warped by subliminal messages created Cowbell salesmen in red pinstripe suits so that all music afterwards sounds like it "needs more cowbell", even if they have no knowledge of what a cowbell is.
But there are those of us who fight them. We call ourselves the Teachers, and our mission is to re-educate the world and stop Cowbus Industries from taking over music forever...
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Unfortunately for you, I am a Teacher of Cowbell Theory. It's a secret....it
was a secret organisation looking at the methology of the Cowbell Salesmen, the perks of the cowbell and how we can excercise these perks without making something that sounds like, in scientific terms, cack.
Oh, and we have a completely unrequired underground base with gadgets and gizmos that just aren't needed. The month of February is when it all changes and you gotta be ready.
