[Ben Dawson]

2 guys are in a 3rd story bar, the 1st guy says to the second, "it's so windy outside, a guy could jump out the window, circle the building and land back inside". The 2nd guy didn't believe him so the 1st guy got up to prove it to him, he jumped out the window, circled the building and land safely back inside. The 2nd guy was wowed at seeing this and decided to give it a shot himself, he jumped out the window and fell to the street below. After seeing that, the bartender behind the bar said to the 1st guy, "You're a real jerk when you're drunk Superman".