Based upon the website Chuck Norris facts, where people making Hillarious comments about the action hero, i thought given this sites status, we should make our own.
So here we are, come up with your own Forum Facts, make them as OTT as you can

and funny
If you could stretch the forums in either direction, they would go 3 times around the earths surface
Scientists theroise the energy given off by the Big Bang is equal to 1DSFP ( 1 DS forum post )
It is considered impossible for the DS forums to have been concieved by one man, the most common theory is that the forums went back in time and created themselves
Although, if the forums did go back in time, it would be possible for the forums to meet another DS forum, people theorise this mutual existance would end the universe.
If the forums did go back in time and fought themselves, they would win, they are that damm good.
The forums could defeat Doctor Who, The Daleks and The Cybermen if they could be bovered.