I'd give Ross a crucifix to shake at the Zombies. Probably wouldn't work but while they're eating him they're, at least, not eating the rest of us.
I'd probably get Ben to rock out somewhere and then we could all get chainsaws and go all DOOM on their ass.
Or hedge-clippers.
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