I've designed an ultra easy complaints form for you guys to use when you complain about me. All you have to do is copy and paste it and keep the options that fit your complaint. Check it out:
Dear [Admin/Danny/Staff],
My name is [Ross/Ross/Barney] and I would like to complain about the [Posts/Existence/General Demenour] of [Recurring Villain/RV/some dickhead] on your [Forum/Website/Internet Message Board]. They have [Posted/Written/Implied] things that I find [Offensive/Funny/Thought-provoking] because I am [an Idiot/a Religious Fundamentalist/Ross] and do not like being [Offended/Amused/Made to think].
I would appreciate it if you would [Warn/Kill/Ban] him and/or delete his [Posts/Avatar/Long-term memory].
Sincerely,
[Ross/Ross/Barney]
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Example:
Dear Danny,
My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Existence of some dickhead on your Internet Message Board. They have Implied things that I find Thought-provoking because I am a Religious Fundamentalist and do not like being Made to think.
I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.
Sincerely,
Barney
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Hope this saves you guys trouble and streamlines things for Danny.