Barney, now I'm offended. I spent time and effort creating a complaints form for specifically this purpose, and you completely ignored it and wrote:
Originally Posted by Barney
I find this offensive and am requesting for it to be removed.
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Kind soul that I am, and to make up for the
grievous use of a common name that may or may not refer to your fine self, I have created a
customized complaint just for you:
Originally Posted by Barney
Dear Danny,
My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Complaints Form created by Recurring Villain on your Internet Message Board. They have Written things that I find Offensive because I find my own name offensive.
I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.
Sincerely,
Barney
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There you go. Just stick that in a PM to Danny and you can have the satisfaction of having complained about a complaints form. You'll make a great little old lady.