That's today's most awesomist thing. Even though you didn't make it, lets just for the moment assume that you have
I'm going to be humming that for the whole day now.
In the supermarket: *brings in a jar of dirt and puts it on the conveyor*
Checkout Lady: ...What is that?
Me: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!
Whilst bowling: *uses a jar of dirt to knock down all of the pins, attendant comes over*
Attendant: Why are you using that jar--
Me: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!