Microsoft is the retard child of the humans, which is the retard child of the Universe.
Apple is the good-looking kid who goes to college but flunks it and becomes addicted to meth.
Sony is the jock who was the shit during High School but is now packing Apple and Microsoft's groceries to support his retarded products children.
And Google was watching the whole time.
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Not at all benevolent dictator and I don't need to sign my posts cause my name is up there at the top.
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