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Old October 12, 2007, 7:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Danny Stewart View Post
Oh, what, so that's your excuse for Microsoft?
No, it's common sense.

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart View Post
[i] don't think "most things break when you screw with them" is an acceptable excuse.
Then one day you're seriously going to hurt yourself, examples:

Before: "If I want to f*ck with these exposed power cables, I will!"

After: "**** those cables, I should be able to grab them if I want!"

Before: "If I want to drive on the wrong side of the road, I will!"

After: "Those ****ers better pay for my car, I should be able to drive on any side of the road I like!"

Before: "If I want to stick a burning match into this can of highly volatile liquid, I will!"

After: "It's ****ing Castrol's fault for making petrol that explodes."
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