Originally Posted by Chris Britton
Seriously? Or joking wise  Im confused as i don't wish to be irritating. |
If you don't wish to be irritating, then I here is a list of 4 simple rules you must follow to avoid pissing me off:
- Before you use an emoticon, you will write at least two sentences or fifteen words.
- You will only use a single emoticon per person you reply to and or address and no more than one emoticon per paragraph (paragraph being defined as 4 or more medium length sentences.)
- If you used the total of three emoticons in a single post, the next post must contain no emoticons. Use them wisely.
- You will spend no less than sixty seconds checking that your post contains:
*Relevant content.
*Jokes that are amusing, not stupid. If a joke is stupid, dont use one at all.
*Correct grammar, spelling and punctuation.
If the post does not contain one or more of the above and is pointless without that which you have included, do not post at all.
Follow these rules, and I wont have to reach through the internet and break your kneecaps.