I'll give you a good few reasons not to play Runescape (from someone who played it for a few months):
1.
The people on there suck. They can't spell, don't use grammar and are all 9 year olds.
2.
The graphics are awful. They make me sick to look at them. They're the visual equivalent of a musical composed by Keff McCulloch.
3.
The animations are equally awful. They're the animation equivalent of a
Murray Gold Dance Session.
4.
The music, although quaint, is ****ING IMPOSSIBLE TO LISTEN TO. Like, at all. It's so awful that they had to make about 900,000 different tunes available, so, that when you get tired of one, you can move onto another. I
very much doubt ANYONE actually
intends to unlock them.
5.
It's boring. I played it for a few months and got to about overall level 21. Then I got bored and stopped playing.
6.
You have to spend hours of your day doing it. Most of these hours consist of hacking down trees. Then you mine coal. Then you mine iron. Then you mine something else.
7.
When you walk anywhere, it takes about 3 1/2 weeks to get there. And if you're following someone, you always get stuck behind a tree/rock/hill/bench/building/gate.
8.
Noobs always say they can kill you in the wildy. And the thing is, they can. Even though they're noobs. I mean,
what kind of game is THAT!?
9.
Donkey Kong is not in it. Nor are Space Invaders, the Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, Steve Ballmer, That Guy from Tron, or the robot from Mr Roboto.
None of them are in it.
10.
They have theme days and theme objects. But they all suck because they try to falsely create rarities and stuff so that people fight, argue and fall out over them. And when people fight, it becomes popular. Somehow.
Originally Posted by Jez
I then asked Science
|
Not
Science Murray! Again!