[Danny Stewart]

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

I like smokers because they give me people to add to my long list of 'people to whom RV is superior'.

It's just a pity they don't tax cigarettes more. The idiots would pay whatever price the cigarettes' cost, so we could effectively lessen things like income taxes and put the burden on people determined to kill themselves through prolonged smoke inhalation.

The same with things like pot, alcohol, cocaine, meth, religion, etc. I call it the 'idiot tax'. These people **** up their bodies and minds and die, and we get huge subsidies on cool things like games consoles or TVs because they're paying such massive taxes on the products they choose to kill themselves with and are so addicted to they can't find any possible way to stop.

This is one reason the world would be a better place with RV in charge.