Well, I thought it was the funniest. You're definitely improving, Ronnie. I found it particularly funny when you said about the kiddy pages often being quite morbid, also the "Pigs head on the floor" and "gay person being burnt" after a woman said sorry was quite hilarious.
Edit: Oh, and the continuity error was unbelievably obvious. Perhaps next time you could make it harder and into a competition?
You weren't wearing a fleece, but then you were. Now can I be famous?