Nah, Superman is a prick.
Today I'm going to tell you about this little gadget I got. It's a cool little gadget that turns carbon dioxide into epic win juice and is an effective fail remover. It's called,
The
rVod Douche.
It fixes the internet by taking Carbon Dioxide, running it through RV's awesome filter, and exuding epic win juice that can be used to remove fail from threads.
Oh, and I bought an iPod Touch too and it really is quite an ownage little device except the screen's black levels are a little too washed out which is a bit annoying and I need a credit card to get an Apple Store account to buy the extra features which sucks because I have to wait 'till I can get a debit card or something. Why can't we get PayPal too?
Oh, and Apple's earbuds are shite. Uber shite. I'm going to buy some Sennheisers or something.