How to outsmart a Dalek:
1. Somehow knock it over. Bribing a Judoon would help.
2. Listen to it scream, "BALANCE HAS BEEN LOST! BALANCE HAS BEEN LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSTTTT!"
3. Watch it try to elevate to regain its "lost balance".
4. Enjoy the explosion as it elevates... straight into a nearby tree.
(It's still on its side.)
That method, Judoon included, will be demonstrated in one of my fanfics on whofic.com. It will either be
State of Insanity, Attack of the Daleks, or
Onslaught of the Titans.
How to outsmart a Cyberman:
1. Read it Lewis Carroll's poem
Jabberwocky.
The sheer illogicality of that poem will probably fry its brain.
That will appear in either
Death to the Cybermen or
Terror on Florauna.
~James
