Or, Neo gets 1337 hacks and the computers are all like "wtf?! No fair, he's got haxxorz!!1!! Where's the mod?!!!!!"
And then Smith is like "stfu noob, just cuz you suck." And then someone starts singing chocolate rain and everybody types "lol."
And then the matrix crashes.
As for what that looks like, everybody stops moving, and a loud voice says "fatal error, your massive illusion designed to enslave the human race has performed an illegal operation. Then the Windows Matrix preforms a BSOD and somehow does a RROD at the same time. This causes all the people to realize their lives are simply a film trilogy "
And somewhere, Bill Gates begins to laugh, the hollow sound of his empty, hate filled soul bouncing around his empty mansion. He laughs, because he knows that when the matrix says "fatal error", it really means it.
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