16 candles lit in my head, 15 of my teeth have bit into bread, in the last hour, 14 of my hairs have fled, 13 of my nails are lined with led, 12 of my little friends are called Ned,
11 of my ants are dead...
16 candles lit in my brain, 15 words go in my name, 14 times I say that's lame, 13 times girls make me insane, 12 of my friends are called Elaine, 11 of my feelings revolve around pain, 10 times money for that i have claimed, 9 times the mother f***ers are shamed, 8 of me girls are dames, 7 of my imaginary friends are called Wayne, 6 of my imaginary girlfriends are called Jane (funny, in all seriousness, I once had a very minor crush on a girl called Jane), 5 times I've played this game, 4 rectangles are exactly the same, 3 of my cousins entered fame, 2 of them died in a flame, 1 of them got the blame, AND 0, YES, ZERO OF THEM WERE CALLED SHAYNE!!!
