His autobiography is the most overly detailed and padded out piece of crap I've ever read. "I entered the school and I went up the stairs and I grabbed the door handle and turned it and I went into the classroom and Mrs.Peters was there and she asked me to recite my times tables" is pretty much the way it was written. Crap.
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Dost thou expect me, thy monarch, to dine on such meagre portions thus 'ere?!
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