Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands
No italics? No underlining? No hyperextended words? I'm sorry but it sucks.
What other titles have you written btw?
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I am the author of such acclaimed and widely recognised titles as "
Dr Who and the Massacre of the Peaceful Alien Dignitaries Who Were Probably Communists Anyway" and "
The Daleks Finally Exterminate The Doctor But Because He Sold His Soul To Satan In 1996 To Bring The Show Back Which Didn't Even Work Goddamit It But Anyway Because He Sold His Soul He Comes Back As A Zombie And Begins A Vengeful Spree Of Total Destruction Where He Eats Many Gooey Dalek Brains. Mmm; Sweet Sweet Dalek Brains" for BBC Quick Reads;
"Sylvester McCoy Realises He Is Actually A Vampire And Begins To Feel A HUNGER, A Hunger For BLOOD; Leading Him To Drain The Blood Of All His Companions In An Insane Bloodlustful Feeding Frenzy Of Destruction" for Virgin New Adventures; and "
Voyage of the Damned".