I have discovered possibly the most amazing thing ever.
Could this be,
James P FROM THE FUTURE?
Read the whole thing, then read on in this post.
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This guy seems almost exactly as you would imagine James P would turn out when he grows up. He has no idea how society or people function, has some crazy views unfounded in reality, idolises a family member (in Mr. Quick's case, it's his grandmother.), creates his own Pokemon and seems to exist in his own reality (in Mr. Chandler's case, it's one derived from Pokemon. Mr. Quick hangs out with Kelvehee.)
Yeah okay I'm rambling. This is just so hilarious I had to share.
Discuss.
ps. anyone want to go pace in a mall seriously ill bring my gameboy