[Recurring Villain]

I did pay attention, thanks. The TARDIS exploded, and then it didn't, through the magic power of tears. There's also the fact that the Doctor managed to escape from the Pandorica with the assistance of his own, post escape, self - yet for this to be even remotely possible, his post escape self would have had to have escaped the Pandorica without a future Doctor's help, making the fact he helped himself escape sort of pointless because if he escaped without his own help at first, there would be no point in having to help himself escape. Not to mention that this was a deus ex machina of RTD proportions.

Then the only explanation we get is a bit of lampshading, and they move on to the next non-issue. The peril River Song is put in is resolved in three seconds by the vortex manipulator device, then Moffat aimlessly creates more time paradoxes to fill in time before conjuring up a magic power for the Pandorica and "sacrificing" the Doctor. Then the Doctor is saved by tears. You know the last movie I saw that in? The Pokemon movie.

Unless Moffat explains a living shitload of what the fuck just happened, I'm pretty sure I've entirely lost faith in his ability to run the series. He built up it all so well, and then created an anticlimax so anticlimactic it probably created a bigger crack in the universe than the exploding TARDIS. RTD's finales were dumb. Moffat's was pointless.