[Danny Stewart]

1. Save the file onto your computer.
2. Open Windows Media Player.
3. Click File > Open.
4. Find the file on your computer and open it.
5. If it fails, open RealOne Player.
6. Click File > Open.
7. Find the file on your computer and open it.
8. If it fails, open QuickTime.
9. Click File > Open.
10. Find the file on your computer and open it.
11. If it still doesn't work, then your computer really is retarded.

EDIT: Scratch the DivX Player if you already read this, it definitely will not work with DivX Player.