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Old May 19, 2006, 1:49 PM
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The Chuck Norris Thread
Im sure you all know about Chuck Norris, The Tv star, martial artist, etc. In reecent years, he has become some what of an icon. So here are some facts about him

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Old May 19, 2006, 2:51 PM
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People are going crazy about Chuck Norris about my school... or at least they were a while ago. I think it's died down somewhat now. But yeah, thanks for posting these, Chris... some of these I've heard, some of these I haven't, and I enjoyed the ones I hadn't heard before.
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Old May 19, 2006, 5:00 PM
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Chuck Norris can do everything we say that in my chemistry class, we tihnk he is great. The facts i posted were Chucks personal favorites. and i agree, the man is brilliant
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Yeah absolutely. I particularly like Delta Force and Missing in Action, two of his films.
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Old May 19, 2006, 5:31 PM
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I want to see Texas ranger
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Old May 20, 2006, 11:51 PM
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You've never seen it? Wow, we have channels that show it practically 24 hours a day!
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Old May 21, 2006, 4:19 PM
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is it good?
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Old May 22, 2006, 8:26 AM
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If you're really bored and looking for something to do then it's okay. Certainly not my idea of a great TV show but it's enjoyable I guess.
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it lasted a while.
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That's not necessarily the mark of a good show.
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Chuck sucks.
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LOL So not true.
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Old May 25, 2006, 5:57 AM
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Max, do you want a roundhouse kick in the face? :p
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Max hasnt posted in these forums in a while. I pointed out the other day that it only seems like me Ross and Danny who are active. Where is everyone?
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The last time Max posted (before just recently) was the middle of December of 2005. We certainly are a dwindling crowd, as we discussed on MSN yesterday. I think Doctor Who is the only thing keeping these forums from complete inactivity. (So yay Doctor Who then. )
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We should have more meetings like that. It was fun.
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It was interesting, to say the least.
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Old May 26, 2006, 10:39 AM
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Yeah though we'd need to keep it calm. Give Chris some sedative before we add him in.
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Originally Posted by Ronn
Max hasnt posted in these forums in a while. I pointed out the other day that it only seems like me Ross and Danny who are active. Where is everyone?
Yes Ronn, leave me out, im active too, maybe not every day but i am active
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Yes Ronn, leave me out, im active too, maybe not every day but i am active
Relax, Chris, no need for the angry face.

And you've gotten better recently... a week or more ago it really was just us three, so relax.
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