New here

I am new here, just saying hello

[Danny Stewart]

Welcome to the forums! I took the liberty of moving your post to the Welcome Forum. Have a great time!

[Ben Dawson]

welcome to the forums, I will be your exterminator...no, sorry, that'll be Recurring Villian, erm...you choose what you want me to be.

[Jez]

Welcome, stay safe.

[Ronnie Rowlands]

He won't be back...

[Ben Dawson]

you never know, but the sad thing is that none of the noobs now return after at the most a couple of posts, I think me, RV and Dalek104 are the only newbies that actually contribute, let alone take an active part.

[Recurring Villain]

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands

He won't be back...

Most likely.

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson

you never know, but the sad thing is that none of the noobs now return after at the most a couple of posts, I think me, RV and Dalek104 are the only newbies that actually contribute, let alone take an active part.

I think you and I arrived around the same time, didn't we? So far you've spammed and I've ranted and Dalek104 has created an excellent set of short comics, yet somehow I'm a moderator and you're the butt of most of my jokes (I had to use Ronnie while you were gone and he didn't take very kindly to it at all)!

Speaking of people who arrived around the same time as us, what ever happened to Sad_Indy_Gal? She had about 943,623,984 stories she was writing at once, then disappeared. Odd.

[Ronnie Rowlands]

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson

the sad thing is that none of the noobs now return after at the most a couple of posts.

What do you mean now? It's always been like this. In fact, I think I'm right i saying I was the only permanent fixture of 2005.


And Sam Davies, but he's not visiting because it is school holidays, and he only has access via school computers, so he will be back, but also, he has just got a big part in the school musical, the part of Bela Zangler, so he will be learning his lines with me, as I also have a part in the show. And no, RV, I don't take kindly to being the butt of your jokes, especially since I have been here a lot longer than you, and I don't really do anything to warrant that kind of thing.

[Dalek104]

Hi, sagepowder! Have a brilliant time here! I believe in you, don't leave!

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

Dalek104 has created an excellent set of short comics

Thank you!

[Ben Dawson]

also, I was here before RV, about a week before, but about 1-2 months after Dalek104.
And as for being the butt of the jokes, I don't really mind, it's only a bit of humor after all.

[Dalek104]

Humor? You're British, man!

[Ben Dawson]

so are you, so are quite a few of us.

[Jez]

Humour

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands

And no, RV, I don't take kindly to being the butt of your jokes, especially since I have been here a lot longer than you, and I don't really do anything to warrant that kind of thing.

I've been alive much longer than you so you're not allowed to look at me or breathe my air. If I walk past you, you are to hold your breath and keep your eyes shut for 90 seconds before you are permitted to continue with your life. If you fail to do this, I shall call upon my apprentice of leadership, RV, to poke fun at you.

(It's a two-way-system - RV teaches me how to perfect and, more importantly, control my evil streak (I was evil enough anyway, but random and out-of-control evil gets you no-where, as Hitler proved) and I teach him how to achieve perfection in his leadership "skillz")

[Ben Dawson]

could I get in on that with you?

[Jez]

I go for anything but I dunno if RV likes threesomes.

[Recurring Villain]

We're like the Sith, except we're both the Master and the Apprentice. And we don't have lightsabers. I want a lightsaber.

Ben, if you can get us lightsabers then you can join our "get evil quick" scheme.

"Get evil in six-hundred and sixty-six simple steps! Conditions apply, batteries not included, see in store for details. Jez and Recurring Villain take no responsibility for any subsequent invasions, murders, handicaps, explosions, holocausts, genocides, exterminations, thefts or arson attacks as the result of our awesome wisdom. Blame Grand Theft Auto, Sony, Rock n' Roll music, Gun possession, your deity of choice, our deity of choice, someone else's deity of choice, Sony, America, violent movies, an ethnic minority, Microsoft, Dell or Sony because it's their fault."

[Ben Dawson]

, Three lightsabers, how's that.

[Recurring Villain]

Those are images, Ben.

Images.

Look here and start building.