I was feeling a bit down so i logged onto Uncyclopedia and came across this featured article
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Why%3F:Remove_Your_Penis
This is just absolutely hilarious, my sides were hurting
NB: I know it;s explicit, but please don't be offended, it;s just satire, and is so funny RV could have done it himself

I hope you all laugh as much as me