Hello, Everyone!

Ian Stewart · #1 December 5, 2007, 9:48 AM

Hi! I have returned to the forums. The last time I posted was in May of 2005, so I guess I have a lot of catching up to do.

Anyway, just thought I would make a formal announcement of my return. It's good to be back.

Dalek104 · #2 December 5, 2007, 11:04 AM

Hi, Ian! Enjoy your stay.

Josef Kenny · #3 December 5, 2007, 11:17 AM

Hi there. Welcome back.

Ross Hendrie · #4 December 5, 2007, 11:31 AM

OMG it's Ian! Long time, no see. Welcome back!

Ben Dawson · #5 December 5, 2007, 4:37 PM

Hey mate, we haven't met...but I know who your are

, welcome back.

Ian Stewart · #6 December 5, 2007, 7:36 PM

Thanks, everyone! I'm looking forward to settling back in.

Recurring Villain · #7 December 5, 2007, 9:15 PM

I'll be sure to make that as difficult as possible for you.

Superkid11 · #8 December 5, 2007, 9:32 PM

Welcome back! I'm not sure if I was around when you were.

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

I'll be sure to make that as difficult as possible for you.

Good luck doing that before you get to the antidote.

... you'll know what I mean in a second.

Recurring Villain · #9 December 5, 2007, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Superkid11

... you'll know what I mean in a second.

It's been several seconds and I'm still clueless as to what you're actually on about.

Superkid11 · #10 December 5, 2007, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

It's been several seconds and I'm still clueless as to what you're actually on about.

Oh damnit, I must've given it to somebody else...

It's a poison created by massing, compressing, pulping, and sifting 4chan archives, extracting the very essence of the internet. Only one thread in a zillion was fit to be nurtured. I was gonna use you as a test subject, I hope to use it as a weapon to--

... uh, forget I said anything at all, ok? o.o;;

Recurring Villain · #11 December 5, 2007, 10:32 PM

I tried it before, the only thing I could get it to do was vibrate rapidly while sending angry letters to newspapers picked at random.

Superkid11 · #12 December 5, 2007, 10:38 PM

Huh, how about that. I just checked and mine's vibrating rapidly, downloading gay porn, and sending it to random emails. I tried Control>Shift>FCK but then it went to the FBI website and put "CP" in its search bar.

Recurring Villain · #13 December 6, 2007, 2:49 AM

In about an hour it should start claiming it's a Nigerian prince, if it isn't already.

Jez · #14 December 6, 2007, 6:04 AM

"Hi, my name is Prince Umbwagockusokimocola.....but you can call me Dave"

Chris Britton · #15 December 6, 2007, 10:48 AM

Ian! So glad to see you again delighted one of the old crowd has decided to return.

This means im now only the 3rd longest active member

<sniff>

Ian Stewart · #16 December 6, 2007, 3:58 PM

Hey, Chris! Good to see you again. Just like old times...

Chris Britton · #17 December 6, 2007, 6:46 PM

indeed. =) this brings back a lot of memories. I used to serve under you

Those were the times....

Jez · #18 December 7, 2007, 4:06 PM

Originally Posted by Chris Britton

I used to serve under you

Those were the times....

I don't want to ask....

Disclaimer: and because I didn't ask, I don't require an answer!

Recurring Villain · #19 December 7, 2007, 8:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jez

I don't want to ask....

Disclaimer: and because I didn't ask, I don't require an answer!

It would be a rhetorical question except it's not a question nor is there any rhetoric so it would, in fact, not be a rhetorical question except for the fact that it shares the distinct trait of requiring no answer.

Hamster · #20 December 11, 2007, 8:41 PM

Hello and everything.