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			I don't have a chimney. HA! 
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			It is known that 55% of over-enthusiastic people in the Rural Fire Service are ARSONISTS
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			one way or another, it will go up.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Indeed we shall, anyway, who wants some tea?   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			gets the tea out and hands it out.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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