Batman: Arkham Asylum - Page 2

Ronnie Rowlands · #21 April 22, 2009, 3:37 PM

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson

I wasn't, I was quoting a little song called "Surfin' Bird".

No, you were quoting Family Guy. This is your quote-

have you heard that the bird is the word?

and these are the lyrics to 'Surfin' Bird'.

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
"

As you can see, the phrase "have you heard that the bird is the word" does not appear anywhere in that song. It is however said by Peter Griffin in that episode of Family Guy. So if you're going to be a pedantic cretin, make sure your victim isn't a bigger pedant than you are.

Danny Stewart · #22 April 23, 2009, 7:48 AM

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands

So if you're going to be a pedantic cretin, make sure your victim isn't a bigger pedant than you are.

Always good advice.

Chris Britton · #23 April 23, 2009, 8:33 AM

Maybe this topic should be split

Danny Stewart · #24 April 23, 2009, 1:50 PM

I would if I weren't so lazy.

Chris Britton · #25 April 24, 2009, 6:53 AM

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart

I would if I weren't so lazy.

Quoted for truth, even though I can't

but I am still very lazy. Waking up at 2pm is normal for me, have made it to 6pm before.

Danny Stewart · #26 April 24, 2009, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Chris Britton

Quoted for truth, even though I can't

but I am still very lazy. Waking up at 2pm is normal for me, have made it to 6pm before.

Same here.

Recurring Villain · #27 April 24, 2009, 11:45 AM

Apparently late risers are generally more intelligent and better paid than earlybirds.

Makes me think of a Robert Heinlein quote along the lines of, “Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.” Heinlein was a genius btw.

Danny Stewart · #28 April 24, 2009, 1:31 PM

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

Apparently late risers are generally more intelligent and better paid than earlybirds.

Makes me think of a Robert Heinlein quote along the lines of, â€œProgress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.â€ Heinlein was a genius btw.

Good stuff.

Chris Britton · #29 April 24, 2009, 6:38 PM

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart

Good stuff.

Indeed, very encouraging too.

Superkid11 · #30 April 28, 2009, 9:01 PM

Originally Posted by Chris Britton

Quoted for truth, even though I can't

but I am still very lazy. Waking up at 2pm is normal for me, have made it to 6pm before.

Holy shit, in one go? I never usually sleep that late without waking up, eating something, fapping, then taking a nap.

Danny Stewart · #31 April 28, 2009, 9:17 PM

Originally Posted by Superkid11

Holy shit, in one go? I never usually sleep that late without waking up, eating something, fapping, then taking a nap.

Damn right in one go. I sleep for 14 hours some days. And that's not one of my high values, it's more like a median.

Wait, "fapping"? I don't even know what the hell thatâ€”

Oh.

Oh.

You have ruined my brain. I demand compensation.

Superkid11 · #32 April 28, 2009, 9:32 PM

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart

Damn right in one go. I sleep for 14 hours some days. And that's not one of my high values, it's more like a median.

Wait, "fapping"? I don't even know what the hell that—

Oh.

Oh.

You have ruined my brain. I demand compensation.

I'm in awe. Here I thought I was a heavy sleeper.

Sorry, will a picture of a kitten compensate?

Danny Stewart · #33 April 28, 2009, 9:37 PM

I'm feeling a little better, although that leg is pretty disturbing.

Recurring Villain · #34 April 28, 2009, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by Superkid11

fapping

Ever wonder why you dont have any friends outside the internet?

Thats why.

Ben Dawson · #35 April 30, 2009, 3:55 AM

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

Ever wonder why you dont have any friends outside the internet?

Thats why.

Not Necessarily, I'm like this in real life and I have friends

Recurring Villain · #36 April 30, 2009, 7:04 AM

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson

Not Necessarily, I'm like this in real life and I have friends

One on your left arm, and one on your right?

Ronnie Rowlands · #37 April 30, 2009, 7:17 AM

I heard that Ben can do it with his feet.

Recurring Villain · #38 April 30, 2009, 10:00 AM

I've always said prostitutes are who you go to when you get divorced from your hand.

Wait, what?

Superkid11 · #39 April 30, 2009, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands

I heard that Ben can do it with his feet.

Dude I got a UTI doing that.

Mister_Wilbur · #40 May 8, 2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Superkid11

Dude I got a UTI doing that.

That's entirely too much information... Now I'm going to go lobotomize myself with a soldering iron.