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Chris Britton November 25, 2005 10:08 AM

Yeah, i third the motion. :)

Danny Stewart November 25, 2005 11:47 AM

Fair enough, let's go ahead then.

Chris Britton November 30, 2005 1:12 PM

<goes forth>

Ben Dawson August 7, 2006 7:47 AM

ah, Daleks. I should have known, I can't go for even a hundred years with out bumping into you, can I? Before you start monologing,yes, I am The Doctor, fourth regeneration, fifth body. Anyway, where is Davros? Since I first met him, every time I bump into you, Davros is always leading the battle, so where is he?

Ben Dawson August 7, 2006 8:39 AM

Ah, so there he is, hidden away, with a whole army of Daleks, safe and hidden away from battle, and once everything was clear, they could take over as the dominent Daleks with Davros as their leader. that's if the other Daleks can get back in time, before they take over.

Danny Stewart August 8, 2006 1:19 AM

Hehe. Clever. A showdown!

Ben Dawson August 10, 2006 7:43 AM

and it's a simple way of continuing the thread, makes sense and, as you say, a showdown.

Chris Britton August 10, 2006 8:14 AM

yes, imagine the Old west, Dalek Cowboys :P

Ben Dawson August 10, 2006 9:20 AM

Davros: ah, now that the other faction of Daleks have gone, I can take control. Now, what was that human insult that humans would call each other for runing away from something or being scared to do something, ah yes, they are chicken. I hope they come back, my Daleks could use some target practise.

Ben Dawson August 10, 2006 9:22 AM

What happens now that Davros has taken over, will Chris's and Danny's Daleks return to do battle with the Davros. Only fate will tell.

(nudge) (nudge)

Ben Dawson August 14, 2006 2:52 PM

And, will Rogue return?

Dalek104 August 14, 2006 2:59 PM

I am Dalek number 104.

Ben Dawson August 14, 2006 3:47 PM

Shall we join forces? Incase of an enemy Dalek invasion. I know that I, Davros, have been a bit of a power hungry bast*rd in the past, but that's in the past and now I'm looking to team up with another supreme Dalek. What do you say?

Dalek104 August 14, 2006 5:03 PM

You propose an alliance?

Ben Dawson August 15, 2006 2:47 AM

Yes, what do you say?

Dalek104 August 15, 2006 5:14 PM

Request denied!


:P

Ben Dawson August 16, 2006 2:48 PM

ooooooooooooooh, I thought we could have been great together. Well, if you will not join me, then you will be exterminated. Just one question, how big is your supply of Daleks?

Recurring Villain August 18, 2006 9:38 PM

Prepare for trouble...

And make it... RECURRING INDEFINETLY.

Ben Dawson August 19, 2006 6:03 AM

All Beings That Challenge Us Shall Be Exterminated. We Shall Be Unmerciful.

Ben Dawson August 19, 2006 6:05 AM

Recurring Villian, you may use the Daleks for what ever purpose you see fit, as of now, you have free use of my Daleks.

Recurring Villain August 19, 2006 7:05 AM

All forms of life are nothing against our might. The gods themselves will tremble with fear in the face of our glory!

First of all, I commission your Daleks to distract that pesky Doctor. They're good at that. He can only be in 13 places at once! If we add Sontarans, the Cybermen, Napoleon, Steve Jobs and Jules Verne he should have his hands tied.

Also, we need a time machine.

Ben Dawson August 19, 2006 8:59 AM

no problem, I will have the Doctor situation seen to immediately, he is my greatest enemy. And I remember that the Daleks once tried to create there own Time Machines in an alternate reality, they called them the Dardis's, I suggest that we build them on their design, but rename it so that it doesn't sound so ripped of and rubbish. I have built a machine that may draw the Doctor's Tardis too us, I will then send several batches of Daleks, each built up of 50 Daleks or so, and order them to exterminate on sight. It might be a good idea to keep the Tardis intact so we can experiment with it for our time machines.
Anyway, I'll operate the machine now, an alarm will go off when the Doctor's Tardis reaches the portion of the Time Vortex that we are in, it shouldn't take too long. There, simply flicking this switch will activate it, after reading "the list" I've realised that it's best to just make it as simple as possible.
We could clone the Doctor and accelerate his aging process to the age of a 5 year old and he could become our advisor, I will make it so that he can only be loyal to us and if he tries to act against our will then his mind will burn out.

Recurring Villain August 19, 2006 10:25 PM

I have devised a name for our time machine.

Really Evil Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. I am a genius.

Also, I suggest we "upgrade" our cloned Doctor, if only for the emotional inhibitors. Just make sure he doesn't get that electro-shocky grip.

Can I hear an alarm...?

Ben Dawson August 20, 2006 3:56 PM

yes, it is going off, I have built in a radar to tell us the exact possition of the Doctor. Are you sure about "Really Evil Time and Relative Dimensions in Space", the enitials spell out RETARDIS, how about "Evil. Time and Relative Dimensions in Space"? The enitials would be E.Tardis, or E point Tardis, what do you think?
Anyway, we'll chat about this later, for now, let's get the Doctor.

Recurring Villain August 21, 2006 5:01 AM

Okay. First, you distract the Doctor as he comes out of his TARDIS.

While you're distracting him, I'll stand behind him for a period of time with this rock raised above my head, after which I will bring it down forcably onto his skull, knockign him out. Then we should dissolve him in acid. I'd like to see him regenerate in acid!

Of course if the rock doesn't work, just close the TARDIS door and well call on the legions of EVIL to eliminate him.

Also, I think RETARDIS has a ring to it.

Ben Dawson August 21, 2006 6:54 AM

I think RETARDIS has a ring to it as well, I just thought that people might pass us off as retarded.........hang on, underestimating us as retarded, that's perfect, it makes life SO much easier.
Anyway, I like the head bashing idea, and with the acid, we could clone the Doctor using DNA in his bones. Also, I would like the Daleks to stand by for assistance, should something go wrong I would like them there as back up, always helps to be prepared.

Recurring Villain August 27, 2006 12:06 AM

After a brief absense I have returned with an ingenious idea; We create an idillic beach that he will be unable to resist.

Then, as he opens the TARDIS door, we fire enough nuclear warheads to destroy him and all his previous incarnations through.

If that doesnt work, then we materialise our RETARDIS around his, fill his TARDIS with acid and set it on fire.

If that doesnt work, I suggest we hunt down and annihilate The Russel T. Davies, the source of the Doctor's power.

If that doesnt work, then we should call him names like "Doctor Gay" and "Knob Jockey" until he dies of humiliation.

If that doesnt work, then we should use names like "Bastard" and "Wanker".

Ben Dawson August 27, 2006 4:17 AM

Lets leave the vulgar comments out of this site. This is fun this thread, but at the end of the day, there are a lot of us Doctor Who fans who wont apprieciate these kind of comments about the icon that we love, so I suggest we keep it clean.

Ben

Recurring Villain August 30, 2006 4:50 AM

...wow.

I was kidding, you know... Humor? Haha?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :)

Ben Dawson August 30, 2006 6:24 AM

ok, I didn't mean it that seriously, I just thought that there might be a few people here that may be offended by that kind of approach.
I say we just get back on in killing the Doctor.
I wonder which incarnation of the Doctor comes out of the Tardis, I hope it's the newest one because killing an older incarnation will rewrite history and will result in us not becoming the leaders that we will become.

Recurring Villain August 31, 2006 5:30 AM

(I think rude names are the least of the good Doctor's worries, haha!)

Leaders, you say? Rulers! Conquerers! Gods! These are far more appropriate words.

He's taking an awful lot of time to open that door.

Ben Dawson August 31, 2006 7:58 AM

maybe he's building some kind of defense. I'll call for the Daleks for back up.

Recurring Villain September 1, 2006 2:41 AM

I was sort of expecting him to charge out and yell at us.

Hmmmm.

Ben Dawson September 1, 2006 5:43 AM

Maybe he's regenerated for no apparent reason, like when he regenerated into his 7th incarnation.

Ben Dawson September 12, 2006 4:23 AM

He's sure taking his sweet time though. DOCTOR, WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU.

Recurring Villain September 14, 2006 4:29 AM

Maybe we should go in and get him.

He keeps a spare key somewhere, we can use that.

If he asks, we're selling Vaccuums, dictionaries and will throw in a copy of the Dalek Emperor's Bible for $5 extra.

Ben Dawson September 14, 2006 4:45 AM

We should be careful, the lock system might be the one he used to have. In which case, if anyone accept the Doctor (or companions) attempt to open the door, it will permanently be locked.
We'll give him a copy of the Dalek Bible when he comes out, let him read it, and EXTERMINATE HIM.

Recurring Villain September 15, 2006 4:15 AM

*locates they key from behind the P*

Got it.

...perhaps we should get a minion to test the lock.

Ben Dawson September 15, 2006 6:12 AM

Maybe, yeah. The lock looks different from the one he used to have (at closer expection). The Daleks have records of the his Tardis and I can see a difference. I think we sould be accompanied by a couple of Daleks (or your minions) for back up, he'll probably have a couple of companions with him.

Ben Dawson September 22, 2006 4:08 PM

I'm tired of waiting, we've been waiting weeks now for the Doctor to come out. I am going to take a nap.

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