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September 17, 2005, 5:34 AM
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 I know, ti is a shame, he does come on here sometimes, i guess we must try harder, I could realse the Daleks.
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September 17, 2005, 5:46 AM
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Death by Dalek!
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September 17, 2005, 7:53 AM
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Release the Daleks? That's your solution to everything.
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September 17, 2005, 10:18 AM
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The Daleks can do anything, ad the Doctor is nowhere about, so i always use the Daleks.
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September 17, 2005, 12:58 PM
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I suppose that makes sense. Release the Daleks!
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September 17, 2005, 1:46 PM
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Thank you, I try to make them more enjoyable, here is another one.
Chris is troubled, his love life has reached a crossroads, he can't decide who to ask out, and two girls who he has his eye on have an eye for him, too bad Ross' tips are about as charming as milking a cow. Danny however might be in luck, Dorie is coming over for tea, too bad she is greeted by a drunken Chris watchng every Dalek episode currently made, and then Flour and Talcon power make an appearence. Cue a lot of cheek slapping and yelling Ross is fed up of papers revealing plot twists in them, and launches a campaign to stop papers printing spoilers, But Danny gets his own back on him by pretending to be an editor and then offering Ross a Job in the TV department. Chris meanwhile, and askes Deb around for a drink, only be be interupted later by Max in his underwear and make up asking for help due to an incident with another demanding Girl. Cue embrassement and silliness.
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September 19, 2005, 2:24 AM
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I smile to myself and pressed a button, max then comes in held captive by a Dalek.
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September 19, 2005, 5:10 AM
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Mwahahahaha! Chris's evil plan is now in motion!
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September 19, 2005, 6:50 AM
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laughs and lets the Daleks loose.
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September 19, 2005, 6:58 AM
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I laugh as the Daleks get ready to torture max.
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September 19, 2005, 1:44 PM
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What dastardly cunning evil is up their collective sleeve now?
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September 19, 2005, 1:44 PM
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Mwahahahahaha!
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September 19, 2005, 2:30 PM
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None.
*grabs lightsaber from belt and activates it; kills the Daleks* Now I'll start working on the next chapter.
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September 19, 2005, 4:49 PM
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*laughs at Max*
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September 19, 2005, 8:01 PM
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Considering a lightsaber will cut through them like a glowing hot knife through butter... I think not.
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September 19, 2005, 9:57 PM
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That's exactly what I'm saying -- it wouldn't cut through them like a glowing hot knife through butter. Watch the episode "Dalek" and you'll see how unstoppable even a lone Dalek cut off from the rest of his people can be.
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September 20, 2005, 2:39 AM
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Watches as the Daleks invade.
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September 20, 2005, 2:54 AM
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One dalek is an Army in itself, but a lightsaber should be more effective then projectile bullets, look how easily 200 men died in 'Dalek'
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September 20, 2005, 5:03 AM
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True, a lightsaber would fare better, but it still wouldn't do a whole heck of a lot. Psst... they've got forcefields.
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September 20, 2005, 5:04 AM
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Yeah, that is a good point,
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