:( I know, ti is a shame, he does come on here sometimes, i guess we must try harder, I could realse the Daleks.

Death by Dalek!

Release the Daleks? That's your solution to everything. :P

The Daleks can do anything, ad the Doctor is nowhere about, so i always use the Daleks.

I suppose that makes sense. Release the Daleks!

Thank you, I try to make them more enjoyable, here is another one.

Chris is troubled, his love life has reached a crossroads, he can't decide who to ask out, and two girls who he has his eye on have an eye for him, too bad Ross' tips are about as charming as milking a cow. Danny however might be in luck, Dorie is coming over for tea, too bad she is greeted by a drunken Chris watchng every Dalek episode currently made, and then Flour and Talcon power make an appearence. Cue a lot of cheek slapping and yelling

Ross is fed up of papers revealing plot twists in them, and launches a campaign to stop papers printing spoilers, But Danny gets his own back on him by pretending to be an editor and then offering Ross a Job in the TV department. Chris meanwhile, and askes Deb around for a drink, only be be interupted later by Max in his underwear and make up asking for help due to an incident with another demanding Girl. Cue embrassement and silliness.

I smile to myself and pressed a button, max then comes in held captive by a Dalek.

Mwahahahaha! Chris's evil plan is now in motion!

laughs and lets the Daleks loose.

I laugh as the Daleks get ready to torture max.

What dastardly cunning evil is up their collective sleeve now?

Mwahahahahaha!

None.

*grabs lightsaber from belt and activates it; kills the Daleks*

Now I'll start working on the next chapter.

*laughs at Max*

Silly Max, you can't kill Daleks with lightsabers! You're dead right now, for pissing off the Daleks by tickling them or maybe giving them the equivalent of a papercut.

Considering a lightsaber will cut through them like a glowing hot knife through butter... I think not. :P

That's exactly what I'm saying -- it wouldn't cut through them like a glowing hot knife through butter. Watch the episode "Dalek" and you'll see how unstoppable even a lone Dalek cut off from the rest of his people can be.

Watches as the Daleks invade.

One dalek is an Army in itself, but a lightsaber should be more effective then projectile bullets, look how easily 200 men died in 'Dalek'

True, a lightsaber would fare better, but it still wouldn't do a whole heck of a lot. Psst... they've got forcefields.

Yeah, that is a good point, :)

How many threads have we had the Daleks invade now?

Yet another version of the episode "The Dalek Invasion of DannyStewart.com" will premiere here then.

I dunno, abhout 4 or 5, but the topic always seems to steer that way.

Lol, Maybe just EXTERMINATE should be allowed. :P

You seem to be triggerhappy, at least with the button labeled "Release the Daleks."

Yes, any time i think they are needed, i will realese the Daleks. they can do anything, they are the solultion to everything.

That's why I created this thread, by splitting off all Dalek-related stuff into a single thread. Feel free to let the Daleks run their course in this thread.

OK, I will try to keep them to here. :)

Where are they now?

Um, taking over the world and Exterminating Max,

Perfect, everything according to plan, lol. Anywhere else?

I would just give them Dalek dialouge.

Give who Dalek dialogue?

*Watches as all the foolishness goes on around* Release the Dalek MPs.

Dalek MPs? The plans just get dastardlier and dastardlier! :D

Next thing you know we will have Dalek Commandos and Dalek Agents

Seek! Locate! Exterminate! To the Dalek thread!

We had Dalek agents on the old series, at least in the episode "Resurrection of the Daleks." That's a Fifth Doctor (Peter Davison) episode.

*Releases Dalek MPs to round everyone up and transport them to the Dalek thread.*

*Releases Dalek patrols.*