:( I know, ti is a shame, he does come on here sometimes, i guess we must try harder, I could realse the Daleks.

Death by Dalek!

Release the Daleks? That's your solution to everything. :P

The Daleks can do anything, ad the Doctor is nowhere about, so i always use the Daleks.

I suppose that makes sense. Release the Daleks!

Thank you, I try to make them more enjoyable, here is another one.

Chris is troubled, his love life has reached a crossroads, he can't decide who to ask out, and two girls who he has his eye on have an eye for him, too bad Ross' tips are about as charming as milking a cow. Danny however might be in luck, Dorie is coming over for tea, too bad she is greeted by a drunken Chris watchng every Dalek episode currently made, and then Flour and Talcon power make an appearence. Cue a lot of cheek slapping and yelling

Ross is fed up of papers revealing plot twists in them, and launches a campaign to stop papers printing spoilers, But Danny gets his own back on him by pretending to be an editor and then offering Ross a Job in the TV department. Chris meanwhile, and askes Deb around for a drink, only be be interupted later by Max in his underwear and make up asking for help due to an incident with another demanding Girl. Cue embrassement and silliness.

I smile to myself and pressed a button, max then comes in held captive by a Dalek.

Mwahahahaha! Chris's evil plan is now in motion!

laughs and lets the Daleks loose.

I laugh as the Daleks get ready to torture max.

What dastardly cunning evil is up their collective sleeve now?

Mwahahahahaha!

None.

*grabs lightsaber from belt and activates it; kills the Daleks*

Now I'll start working on the next chapter.

*laughs at Max*

Silly Max, you can't kill Daleks with lightsabers! You're dead right now, for pissing off the Daleks by tickling them or maybe giving them the equivalent of a papercut.

Considering a lightsaber will cut through them like a glowing hot knife through butter... I think not. :P

That's exactly what I'm saying -- it wouldn't cut through them like a glowing hot knife through butter. Watch the episode "Dalek" and you'll see how unstoppable even a lone Dalek cut off from the rest of his people can be.

Watches as the Daleks invade.

One dalek is an Army in itself, but a lightsaber should be more effective then projectile bullets, look how easily 200 men died in 'Dalek'

True, a lightsaber would fare better, but it still wouldn't do a whole heck of a lot. Psst... they've got forcefields.

Yeah, that is a good point, :)