Ways to sort out a crashed computer
 

I was thinking of this in my lunch break with my friend kate, who crashed her computer, and i started tuihnking up crazy ways to sort it out, and we had a good laugh. check them out

to sort out a crashed computer, do.....

shoot it
Fire a missle at it
Chainsaw it
Beat it with hammer
semd a SWAT team in to destroy it
Run it over with a Tank
Bomb it
Tactical Nuclear Missle
Artillery Strike
Air bombardment
send in a Chav
rip out it's Mother Board
Uninstall windows
Electrocute it
Beat it with a stick
Gas it
Acid
Light some Thermite on top of it.
Fat man to sit on it.


What do you think? and do you have ideas?

lol Try sledge hammering it.

Good one! :P

Probably one of the ones with the most chance of suceeding.
An EMP should be entertaining though.

I knew i missed one! :P

I agree about uninstalling Windows. I'll try coming up with some ideas a bit later. ;)

I think the best thing to fix a computer is get a lookalike of a greek godess to serenade it with mesmerising harp music.

That might just work.

try putting it out in a thunder storm (make sure there's lightning) and stick a metal rod on it, now, just sit and wait.