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Old January 5, 2006, 11:53 AM
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Ways to sort out a crashed computer

I was thinking of this in my lunch break with my friend kate, who crashed her computer, and i started tuihnking up crazy ways to sort it out, and we had a good laugh. check them out

to sort out a crashed computer, do.....

shoot it
Fire a missle at it
Chainsaw it
Beat it with hammer
semd a SWAT team in to destroy it
Run it over with a Tank
Bomb it
Tactical Nuclear Missle
Artillery Strike
Air bombardment
send in a Chav
rip out it's Mother Board
Uninstall windows
Electrocute it
Beat it with a stick
Gas it
Acid
Light some Thermite on top of it.
Fat man to sit on it.


What do you think? and do you have ideas?
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Old January 5, 2006, 11:56 AM
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lol Try sledge hammering it.
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Old January 5, 2006, 11:56 AM
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Good one!
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Old January 5, 2006, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris Britton
Uninstall windows
Probably one of the ones with the most chance of suceeding.
An EMP should be entertaining though.
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Old January 5, 2006, 12:03 PM
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I knew i missed one!
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Old January 5, 2006, 12:41 PM
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I agree about uninstalling Windows. I'll try coming up with some ideas a bit later.
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Old July 2, 2006, 2:51 PM
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I think the best thing to fix a computer is get a lookalike of a greek godess to serenade it with mesmerising harp music.
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That might just work.
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Old August 11, 2006, 7:35 AM
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try putting it out in a thunder storm (make sure there's lightning) and stick a metal rod on it, now, just sit and wait.
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