Lets try this again and have some amusement this time
I saw this on Uncyclopedia and i just cracked up, so im going to translate this over to DS.com, the goal is to reach 1001 things you can do in Wal Mart, and maybe someone can try some of them

Lol, so i will get the ball rolling
1) Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
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